Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.