The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.

The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Men who have much to say use the fewest words.