There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned.

When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.

Never teach your child to be cunning or you may be certain you will be one of the very first victims of his shrewdness.