Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it.