Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.