Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

Biography is the best form of history.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust