Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.