Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.

Faith is the soul riding at anchor.

Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.

Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.