There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

It is easy to assume a habit; but when you try to cast it off, it will take skin and all.

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.