Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.
The soul has more diseases than the body.
Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.