Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.

Caution, though very often wasted is a good risk to take.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.