Jealousy is one of love's parasites.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.

Successful writers learn at last what they should learn at first,--to be intelligently simple.

Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking.