Jealousy is one of love's parasites.

Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.

Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.

Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.

I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.

Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.