I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.