Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?