There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.
The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream.
Music wasn't made to make us wise, but better natured.