Faith is the soul riding at anchor.

Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

The books are balanced in heaven, not here.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is