Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.

Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Friendship is like earthenware, once broken, it can be mended; love is like a mirror, once broken that ends it.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.