Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.
I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.
The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.
Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words.