Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.