Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.

There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.