Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
Biography is the best form of history.
If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.