Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.

Perseverance is king.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.

I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.