Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.

Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.

The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.

Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.