Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

The man who has never been tempted doesn't know how dishonest he is.

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.