It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
Josh BillingsIf you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.
Josh BillingsOne of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
Josh Billings