Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.
Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.