When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.
Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with.
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.