It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.

If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together.

It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.

Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.