It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.

I would much rather always look forward to the time when I am going to ride in a carriage, than to look back on the time when I used to.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Truth is the edict of God.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

Jealousy is one of love's parasites.