Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

True wisdom is plenty of experience, observation, and reflection. False wisdom is plenty of ignorance, arrogance, and impudence.

There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.

People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking.