Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

Pedantry is paraded knowledge.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.