A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.