A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Prejudice is a house-plant which is very apt to wilt if you take it out-of-doors among folks.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.