Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.