The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.

...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.