If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?
Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Faith is the soul riding at anchor.
It is a great deal easier for a man to find a pedigree to fit his virtues than virtues to fit his pedigree.
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.