Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject
There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.