The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.

I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.