The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge.

Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

Method is the arithmetic of success.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.