Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Pedantry is paraded knowledge.
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.