Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one.

The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass.

There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.

The easiest thing for our friends to discover in us, and the hardest thing for us to discover in ourselves, is that we are growing old.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.