One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.