When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.