Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.