Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.
Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.
Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.