My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Josh BillingsI hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.
Josh BillingsI called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William.
Josh Billings