Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.

As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.

Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.

Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.