Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.