Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

We have some writers so abstruse and deep that they drown themselves in their fathomless sentences.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven