As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

The less we know the more we suspect

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.