Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly as it does in the glass of a thermometer.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

Wisdom deprives even poverty of half its power.