A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.
Poverty is the step-mother of genius.