As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.