When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.

Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.

Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.