When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.

Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it's slippery, and get up and praise the Lord.