When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance.

Fun is a sugar-coated physic.