Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
The great art of writing is knowing when to stop.
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.