The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?