Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.
People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.