Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is