If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

The soul has more diseases than the body.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust