Young widows still bide their time.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.

Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

Jealousy is one of love's parasites.

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.