Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.
Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.
I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.