Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with.

There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.

Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.