Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with.
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.
The man who has never been tempted doesn't know how dishonest he is.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.