The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

Despatch is taking time by the ears; hurry is taking it by the end of the tail.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.