The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.