The books are balanced in heaven, not here.

Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.

Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.