A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Dr. Holmes says, both wittily and truly, that crying widows are easiest consoled.