Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.