Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.
It is a great art to be superior to others without letting them know it.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William.
Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.