Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.

Biography is the best form of history.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.