Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.

Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.

If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.