Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

Method is the arithmetic of success.