Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.