A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

The less we know the more we suspect

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.