A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.

There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.