In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.