In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.