In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.

It's not what we don't know that prevents us from succeeding; it's what we know that just ain't so that is our greatest obstacle.

Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.