It's not what we don't know that prevents us from succeeding; it's what we know that just ain't so that is our greatest obstacle.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned.

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.