It's not what we don't know that prevents us from succeeding; it's what we know that just ain't so that is our greatest obstacle.

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.

The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.