I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
Men who have much to say use the fewest words.
People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.