Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.