Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.

Taking from others never results in prosperity. If we steal from others, life will steal from us. There is an incredible abundance on this planet. True prosperity begins with feeling good about yourself and about the choices you make. Life is here for us. Life is here to support us in every way. We give out, we get back. Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

It is a great art to be superior to others without letting them know it.

Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.