Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.

If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.