Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as spring water is for a trout.

A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.

Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.

Music wasn't made to make us wise, but better natured.